8 minutes ago, I foretold the future, and it was... mostly correct.
See last year's highlightsOr, you know, just click this link and pretend you're interested.
View prophecies for this yearWarning: May cause spontaneous laughter, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous existential dread.
Dare to know the future, or don't.Or don't. I won't judge.
The prophecies of the past are now live!