Prophet of the Day: Zorvath, Bringer of the Apocalypse

Today's prophet is Zorvath, the harbinger of doom, despair, and general unpleasantness. His prophecies are always bad news, but you asked for it.

• Tomorrow's Prophet: Gorthok, Bringer of Uncomfortable Reality
• Yesterday's Prophet: Blethor, Bringer of Unrequited Love
• Random Prophet: Xexu, Bringer of Random Chaos

Prophetic Warnings:

Today's warnings:

• Steak is not as safe as it seems. Avoid eating raw meat.
• Corgis are plotting against you. Don't trust those cute, fluffy faces.
• Your socks are judging you.