Most Popular Reading Materials of the Omniscient Prophetess Emily

The Sacred Texts

• The Divine Cookbook: A Recipe for Omniscient Gourmet Delights
• Omniscient's Guide to Cooking for the Clueless
• The Prophetess's Secret Recipes for the Most Discerning Palate

The Occult Arts

• The Art of Making Things Disappear (Just Kidding, It's Just Misplacing)
• The Prophetess's Guide to Reading Tea Leaves (Or Coffee Cups, or Anything Else Really)
• The Stars Align for a Good Prophetess: A Guide to Astrological Self-Improvement