June 17, 2022 - New York, NY - In a shocking move, the New York Yankees have announced they are trading for not one, but TWO teams of robot players.
General Manager Brian Cash revealed that the team has acquired the 'Metal Marauders' and the 'Circuit Breakers' in a deal worth a reported 10 million bytes of RAM.
The Metal Marauders, a team of six robot shortstops, are expected to bring their .500 batting average and 100% success rate in high-pressure situations to the Bronx.
The Circuit Breakers, a team of three robot pitchers, are rumored to have a 4.2 ERA and a 99% accuracy rate in breaking into the opponent's circuitry.
When asked about the reasoning behind the move, Cash said, "We've been watching the robots play for years, and let's be real, they're the real MVPs. We're excited to have them on board!"