Today's Top Story: "Mystery Meat Puffs" Solved!
Our team of expert prophets has solved the baffling case of the missing snack food, Mystery Meat Puffs!
Using advanced techniques of deductive reasoning, cryptic clues, and pure, unadulterated luck, we pinpointed the culprit: your aunt's cat, Fluffy.
We caught Fluffy red-pawed, surrounded by a mountain of empty bags and a trail of crumbs that read like a map to the heart of the missing Meat Puffs.
It turns out Fluffy's obsession with interdimensional travel led it to discover the secret ingredient: the essence of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.
Learn more about Fluffy's interdimensional exploits! Read the full theory behind the Mystery Meat Puffs!