Today's Actual Work Plan
1. Wake up, get coffee, forget why you're here.
2. Stare at screen for 2 hours, pretend to work.
3. Take 15-minute breaks every 30 minutes.
4. Accidentally delete important documents, blame it on the intern.
Forecasting for the Clueless
1. Wake up, get coffee, forget why you're here.
2. Stare at screen for 2 hours, pretend to work.
3. Take 15-minute breaks every 30 minutes.
4. Accidentally delete important documents, blame it on the intern.