Meetings of the Chosen Ones

Welcome, seers and seerettes!

We have gathered here today to discuss the prophecies that have been revealed to us. Coffee will be provided, but do not expect it to be good.

Below are all the meetings we have had so far. Click on a meeting to view its contents.

Meeting Contents

Click on a meeting to view its contents:

The Ancient Ones: The Original Prophecy

It is foretold that the Ancient Ones shall rise again, their wisdom and power shall be revealed to us once more.

But will we be able to handle the revelation of their secrets? Only time will tell.

The Midnight Meeting: The Great Coffee Debate

We debated the merits of coffee vs. tea, and whether the bitter taste of coffee is worth the risk of eternal damnation.

The outcome is still unknown, but the arguments are still being hashed out in the taverns of the land.

The Future Sights: The Prophecy of the Endless Biscuit Tins

It is prophesied that the biscuits shall never run out, nor shall the creamer be too low, nor the milk too cold. But for how long, only time will tell.

The meeting was filled with laughter and biscuits, as we pondered the infinite possibilities.

The Tea Leaf Readings: The Mystery of the Missing Sugar

We gathered to read the leaves and understand the ways of the universe, but the sugar was missing, and so were our minds.

It is a mystery that shall be solved, one day, when the truth about the missing sugar is finally revealed.

The Prophecy of the Missing Sugar: The Conclusion

We have solved the mystery of the missing sugar, and it was not as sweet as we thought.

The truth is out there, and it is bitter indeed.

About Us

We are the seers and seerettes who gather here to discuss the prophecies and revelations of our time.

Our motto is "The truth is out there, but the coffee is bitter, and that's all that really matters."

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