By the Deciders of Destiny, the Prophets of Purpose.
Announcing our most recent decree:
The Right to Be Righteous Shall be Enforced at All Times.
Any dissent shall be met with swift and merciless correction.
Hyperlinks to subpages: Decree 1: Right to Be Righteous, Decree 2: Right to Be Smoother, Decree 3: Right to Be Righter