By the power vested in us, we, the Prophetic Policies, pledge to bring about a new era of utter chaos and anarchy. We reject the mundane and the boring, and vow to fill our lives with excitement, danger, and uncertainty.
We, the Prophetic Policies, swear to: - Burn down the existing order of things - Dance on the tables at the local diner - Sing the Macarena at the top of our lungs - Wear only neon pink pants - Make a pact with the forces of chaos - And to never, ever, ever eat a salad