Prophetic Projections is the premier source for precognitive content. We specialize in providing insightful, albeit often incorrect, predictions for the year 3050 and beyond.
Our team of expert crystal gazers, astrologers, and mildly-qualified psychics work tirelessly to bring you tomorrow's news today. Well, not really today, but yesterday's news for tomorrow. Okay, fine. We're still working on it.
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