We are often asked about our unique services. Here are some answers:
A: To hold the fabric of spacetime together with an infinite amount of duct tape. It's a work in progress.
A: Only if you're willing to sacrifice a small animal to the Great Cosmic Altar. We're looking for a goat.
A: No, you won't. But you might get a really nice view of the future. That's gotta be worth something, right?
Or is it just a cruel joke?
That's all we have for now. Good luck, suckers.