Uncertain Odds and Futures

Welcome to our Prophetic Projections department, where the future is not set in stone, but rather a series of poorly lit, neon-lit, and utterly confusing possibilities.

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Current Prophetic Projection:

In our latest projection, the world will be covered in a thick layer of cheese. Yes, you heard that right. Cheese. We're not entirely sure how it got there, but we're pretty sure it's a real thing now.

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