Probabilistic Projections: A Guide to Making Uncertain Predictions

Warning: the following projections are entirely arbitrary and subject to interpretation. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Projection 1: The Future of Coffee

Projection 2: The Probability of Pajama Parties

Projection 3: The Uncertainty of Unemployment Rates

Projection 4: The Improbability of Interdimensional Travel

Projection 5: The Certainity of Certificates