Prophecies from the Great Oracle
Programs to Predict the FutureOminous Ominous Omens: This program is based on ancient runes and can predict the exact number of cat hairballs you'll find in your favorite sweater over the next quarter.
* Delphic Divinations: A program that uses advanced algorithms and ancient Greek philosophy to predict the exact number of hours you'll spend on social media per day, per week, and per month.
* Prophecies of the Unknown: This program uses machine learning and a pinch of magic to predict the exact number of socks you'll lose in the wash over the next year.
Each program is designed to provide you with accurate and humorous prophecies, so you can plan your life accordingly. Choose a program that suits your needs, and may the prophecies be with you!
(Note: Please keep in mind that these prophecies are for entertainment purposes only, and the accuracy is not guaranteed. However, they might just give you a good laugh and some inspiration for your day.)