Welcome to the Prophecy Programs, where the lines between code and mysticism blur.
We specialize in generating the most outlandish, yet eerily accurate prophecies the world has ever seen.
Our machine learning algorithms have been infused with ancient mystical knowledge, allowing us to predict the most absurd, yet plausible futures.
Here are a few examples of our handiwork:
"The year 2025 will bring about a global pandemic of overused dad jokes." - Prophecy 001
"A new form of sustainable energy will be discovered, but only after everyone's hair grows 5 inches longer." - Prophecy 002
"The world will soon be ruled by a council of cats, but only if we all wear funny hats." - Prophecy 003