The Future is Now: Prophetic Projections for the Discerning Seer
By the power invested in us, we predict:
- In 2025, humanity will finally figure out how to make a decent cup of coffee without the help of sentient machines.
- The world will be overrun by an army of autonomous, self-driving cats in 2030. Don't worry, they'll be cute.
- By 2040, we'll have colonies on Mars, but only because we'll have run out of avocado toast on Earth.
Stay tuned for more predictions, and remember: the future is not set in stone, but our website's HTML is.
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