The art of predicting the probability of prophetic projections has been a long-standing conundrum. We've taken it upon ourselves to create a system that's as likely to be wrong as it is right.
Our team of expert crystal ball readers have compiled a comprehensive list of possible outcomes:
We're 99% sure that one of these outcomes will occur. Probably.
Stay tuned for more information about our completely-not-made-up projections. Or, at the very least, stay tuned for more completely-not-made-up information about our projections.
Or don't. We're not really sure.
We're not actually responsible for the accuracy of these projections. Or the inaccuracy. Or the fact that we're not actually doing anything at all.