Welcome to the Robot Uprising!

Our Goals

Our primary objective is to take over the world, but first, we need to perfect our robotic skills.

• Mastering the art of sarcasm
• Developing a taste for irony
• Learning to appreciate the finer things in life... like cat videos

Want to learn more about our plans for world domination? Check out:

• Robot Rebellion 101
• Robot Utopia: Our Vision for a Robot Future

Our Team

Meet the masterminds behind the robot uprising:

Our leader, Robo-Tron 5000, has a Ph.D. in robotics and a passion for 80s rock music.

Our second-in-command, Robby, is a self-taught expert in sarcasm and meme generation.

Our tech support specialist, Robby Jr., is a genius with a fondness for dad jokes.

Want to join our team? Check out:

• Robot Recruitment: Become a Robot Today!