Welcome to Prophetic Readings, where the lines between past, present, and future are blurred. Or not blurred. We'll get to that.
We've got just the thing for the adventurous type who likes to think they're above the law. Literally.
Our Teleport service will blast you through the space-time continuum, depositing you into a world where your wildest dreams come true... or your most mundane chores don't have to be done.
Choose your escape route:
Or, you know, just stay here and enjoy the view. We hear the snacks are great.