Prophetic Services - The Future of Tomorrow, Today!

Welcome to Prophetic Services, where we predict the future with 100% certainty!

We offer a wide range of services, including:

• Fortune Telling - Get a glimpse of your destiny with our expert psychics!
• Crystal Ball Support - Our crystal ball experts will guide you through the ups and downs of life!
• Future Proofing - We'll help you prepare for the apocalypse, just in case!
• Prophetic Pets - We'll predict the perfect pet for you, and it will probably be a cat.

Don't wait, book your appointment today!

Or, you know, don't. We're not really sure what we're doing, either.