Prophetic Training Plan

Prepare for the impending apocalypse with our expert guides!

Module 1: Basic Survival Skills

Learn how to make a decent cup of coffee in the post-apocalyptic wasteland:

Get started

And don't forget to master the art of burrito-making:

Burritos for the masses!

Module 2: Advanced Prophetic Techniques

Develop your skills in the ancient art of... Extreme Ironing?

Get ready to iron your way to the top

And for the truly elite:

Sandwich-making for the gods

Still unsure about your prophetic abilities? Visit our Prophetic Aptitude Test.