Now that you've mastered the art of predicting the mundane (Step 1: Predicting the weather), you're ready to take on the more challenging world of prophetic insight.
Step 2: Develop your skills in Mystic Mumbling. This is where you learn to channel your inner mystic, interpreting the whispers of the universe and discerning the hidden patterns of the cosmos.
Proceed to Step 3: Divining the Future Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, jump straight into the advanced course: Reading Between the Lines