Welcome to the ancient future, where the past is just a memory, and the future is a constant surprise! Our team of expert prophets has been predicting the obvious for centuries, and we're here to bring you the latest in ancient futurism.
Our prophecies are based on a combination of ancient wisdom, cutting-edge technology, and pure, unadulterated speculation. We're not just predicting the future, we're shaping it!
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Prophecies of the Past | Prophecies of the Fæk | Prophecies of the Unknown
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Experimental Prophecies of Doom and Disaster | Experimental Prophecies of Fun and Funerals
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