Neo-Future Prophet, "Zero Cool" Jackson: "The year is 2176 and humanity has finally reached its peak. We're talking flying cars, self-replicating toaster robots, and an AI that's just as bored with its own existence as we are with our own."
Neo-Future Prophet, "Beehive" McSweeney: "In 2197, the world is ruled by an elite class of genetically engineered, hyper-intelligent bees. They've taken to wearing tiny top hats and monocles, and we're all just along for the ride."