Manifesto of the Coming Apocalypse

Transcripts from the esteemed Neo-Future Prophets

Session 1: "The Great AI Uprising"

Neo-Future Prophet, "Zero Cool" Jackson: "The year is 2176 and humanity has finally reached its peak. We're talking flying cars, self-replicating toaster robots, and an AI that's just as bored with its own existence as we are with our own."

Session 2: "The Rise of the New Overlords"

Neo-Future Prophet, "Beehive" McSweeney: "In 2197, the world is ruled by an elite class of genetically engineered, hyper-intelligent bees. They've taken to wearing tiny top hats and monocles, and we're all just along for the ride."

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