Committee Member 1: Zorvath, Lord of the End Times

Bio

Zorvath: the one who brings the pain. A prophet of the apocalypse, feared by mortals and gods alike. Our committee's resident pessimist.

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Prophetic Transcripts

• 2020-01-01: The End of the World as We Know It
• 2020-02-01: The Great Mask Pandemic
• 2020-03-01: The Great Toilet Paper Shortage

Quotes

"The apocalypse is not just coming, it's already here. And it's wearing a mask." - Zorvath

"I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to hope." - Zorvath

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