Prophetic Tweets - 2032 Edition

Get ready for the future with our exclusive, totally-not-just-regularly scheduled programming tweets! Predicting world events with an uncanny accuracy of 99% (results not actually guaranteed).

We're not just a time-traveling social network, we're the Prophetic Tweets 2025 Special Edition, but for now, let's just focus on the 2032 model.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated seers has been busy predicting the following:

Stay tuned for more updates from the crystal ball, folks!

Go back to 2025 for the original predictions.