The Prophecies of Balthazar McSnazz

Prophecy 1: The Great Cheeseburger

It shall come to pass, the world shall be consumed by an unending desire for a cheeseburger, and the people shall cry out in unison, "More cheese, please!"

Learn more about this prophesied cheeseburger

Prophecy 2: The Rise of the Disco Ballerinas

By the year 3050, the ballerinas shall dance the disco, their tutus a-twirlin', their platform shoes a-glintin', and the world shall be forever lost in their sparkles.

See the ancient dance moves that shall bring about this era of disco

Prophecy 3: The Return of the Moustachioed Ones