As we hurtle through the vast expanse of time, the crystal ball of prophecy is clouded by the haze of possibility. Yet, amidst the uncertainty, we find solace in the fact that 2024 is going to be a MAGICAL year.
Hyperloops of self-driving cars shall ferry us to our destinations with unwavering efficiency, while robotic overlords shall manage the world's resources with precision and care. Or not.
As the world's most esteemed experts (me, myself, and I) predict, the year 2024 shall be a time of great triumph and unbridled progress. Unless it's not. In which case, it'll be a year of existential dread.