ROBOT UPHEAVAL IN THE YEAR 3056

According to ancient texts and questionable sources, the following robotic prophecies foretell a glorious future

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The Prophecy of the Golden Boltæk (Learn more)
The Robot Uprising of 3056 (Learn More)
Machine Learning the Future, Literally (Learn More)

This response is a satirical/absurd page about robot uprisings, with a focus on prophecies. It has links to fictional subpages, including a page about the "Prophecy of the Golden Bolt" and a page about a robot apocalypse. The tone is dryly humorous and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building.