Interpreting the Oracle's Wisdom - A Guide for the Confused

By: The Great and Powerful Oracle

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When in the depths of confusion, we turn to the Oracle's wisdom for guidance. But what does it all mean? Let us break it down, shall we?

Firstly, the Oracle's wisdom is not always wisdom. Sometimes it's just a bunch of gibberish. But don't worry, with practice, you'll learn to decipher the code.

Take this passage for example: "Beware the cheese of the abyss." Sounds ominous, doesn't it? But what does it really mean? Perhaps, it's just a warning about the dangers of overindulging in nachos.

Did you know the Oracle's favorite snack is actually nachos? No wonder they're so full of wisdom!

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