The Theory

Oblivion Theory posits that the universe is inherently meaningless, and that the only true constant is the inevitability of disappointment.

			
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The Implications

According to Oblivion Theory, every action, every decision, and every choice is a meaningless exercise in futility.

The Future

The only certainty is that the future is uncertain, but it will inevitably be filled with disappointment.

Go ahead, try to change it.