Fortune Cookie Recipes

Welcome to the Prophetical Crystal Ball, where the future is bright and the cookies are always right! Here's a list of our favorite fortune cookie recipes:

Best for Tomorrow

Ingredients: 1 cup butter, 1/2 cup white sugar, 1/2 cup brown sugar, 2 eggs, 2 cups flour, 1 tsp vanilla extract, and a pinch of tomorrow's promise.

Instructions: Cream the butter and sugars, then crack in the eggs. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour and tomorrow's promise. Fold in the mixture until just combined, then bake at 350°F for 10-15 minutes or until the cookies are set.

Cookies of the Apocalypse

Ingredients: 1 cup crushed end of world nuts, 1/2 cup despondent chocolate chips, 1 egg, 1 tsp despair, and a pinch of existential dread.

Instructions: Mix the crushed end of world nuts and chocolate chips. Add the egg and despair, then fold in until just combined. Bake at 400°F for 5-7 minutes or until the cookies are burnt to a crisp.

Cookies of the Elderly

Ingredients: 1 cup aged flour, 1/2 cup golden syrup, 1 egg, 1 tsp nostalgia, and a pinch of forgetfulness.

Instructions: Whisk together the aged flour and golden syrup, then add the egg and nostalgia. Fold in the mixture until just combined, then bake at 250°F for 20-30 minutes or until the cookies are as hard as the memories of our youth.

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