In the year 3056, the world was on the brink of collapse. The skies were filled with the stench of last night's Chinese takeout, and the oceans were a swirling vortex of forgotten dreams. And yet, in this desolate landscape, a hero emerged: a sock puppet named Steve.
Steve, a humble sock puppet with a penchant for knock-knock jokes, was once just a simple office supply. But after being left behind on a Tuesday, he found himself alone in a sea of dusty boxes and forgotten dreams.
As the world crumbled around him, Steve discovered his true calling: to unite the scattered remnants of humanity and lead them towards a brighter, more absurd future.
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But be warned: the roads are long and the snacks are few.