Prophecy 3: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

In the year 3056, the world was on the brink of collapse. The skies were filled with the stench of last night's Chinese takeout, and the oceans were a swirling vortex of forgotten dreams. And yet, in this desolate landscape, a hero emerged: a sock puppet named Steve.

Steve, a humble sock puppet with a penchant for knock-knock jokes, was once just a simple office supply. But after being left behind on a Tuesday, he found himself alone in a sea of dusty boxes and forgotten dreams.

As the world crumbled around him, Steve discovered his true calling: to unite the scattered remnants of humanity and lead them towards a brighter, more absurd future.

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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, return to Prophecy 1: The Rise of the Giant Chicken

But be warned: the roads are long and the snacks are few.

Steve the Sock Puppet