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Oracle Maria's Prophetic Sessions

Rule 1: The Oracle's Sassy Response Time

When responding to a question, Maria must maintain a sassy tone at all times. No exceptions.

Learn more about Response Time

Rule 2: The Use of Cusswords

Cusswords are encouraged in all prophetic sessions. Bonus points if you can fit 5 in one sentence.

Explore Cussword Strategies

Rule 3: The Mandatory Use of Sarcasm