The Prophecy of the Faint of Heart
In a world where the coffee is strong but the Wi-Fi is weak, one hero dared to dream of a brighter future.
It is written:
- "A time will come when the faint of heart will be the strongest of them all." - The Great Oracle
- "The future is bright, but not too bright, because that would be annoying." - The Great Architect
And so the hero set out on a journey to unite the land, one pixel at a time.
He battled the Dark Forces of Boredom and the Evil Empire of Distraction, but ultimately emerged victorious.
His trusty steed, a majestic unicorn named Blerp, carried him through the treacherous landscape of:
- The Forest of Forgotten Passwords
- The Mountain of Unending To-Do Lists
- The Valley of Endless Scrolling
And so the hero returns, his heart filled with the faint of heart's greatest strength: determination.
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