Prophecies

More likely to happen than not, these prophecies are the real deal.

1. The number 2023 is a real thing and it will still be a number in 2024.

2. The Apocalypse will happen on Sunday, but only if you don't buy a lottery ticket.

3. Your Potential will be Realized, but only if you eat a whole pizza by yourself.

4. Space Travel will be a Real Thing, but only if you learn to make your own Space Suit.