Welcome, unwary traveler, to the Prophecies For The Unsaved, where the veil between reality and utter despair is at its thinnest.
Here, you'll find a curated collection of predictions for the doomed and the damned. Don't say we didn't warn you.
According to our top prophet, Bob "The Unsaved" Jenkins, the apocalypse is nigh. But not really.
Don't worry, it's just another Tuesday.