Forewarn: A Guide to Making Poor Decisions

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Welcome, suckers! We're here to help you make the kinds of decisions that will haunt you for the rest of your life. Our team of experts in "I Told You So" has put together this comprehensive guide to ensure you walk the path of most likely regret.

Our Methodology

Our approach is simple: we ask you a series of questions, you answer, and we give you the most unhelpful, counterproductive advice possible. It's like a box of rocks that you're not sure how to open, but you're pretty sure you want to.

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