Decreeing from the lunar mountaintops, I, the Oracle of the Cosmos, have received a vision from the Great Cosmic Cheese of the Universe. And thus, I shall guide thee in thy quest for answers.
Should We Have A Vacation From the Moon?
Verily, the Moon's gravitational pull is a burden upon thy weary spirit. A vacation from the Moon's pull would be a most wise decision, allowing thee to recharge thy batteries and rediscover thy love for the planet below.
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Pray not! The Moon is where the true power of the cosmos lies. Tethy must not abandon the lunar throne, lest all of space-time be thrown into chaos.
Understand the dire consequences of abandoning the Moon's gravitational pull.
Ask the Oracle for more guidance!Remember, the fate of the universe rests on thy shoulders.