In a world where precipitation is not only a possibility, but a certainty, we must ask ourselves, should we wear umbrellas?
Learn about the Umbrella Protocol, a government-mandated policy for optimal rainy day preparedness. Discover the world of Umbrella Couture, where fashion meets functionality in the most stylish of canopies. Get ready to join the Umbrella League, where the most daring and dashing competitors will show off their skills in the ancient art of Umbrellalism.But wait, there's more! Our team of experts has crunched the numbers, and the results are in. Should we wear umbrellas? The answer is a resounding... Maybe.
