The Umbrella Protocol

Prophetic Decisions, Inc. proudly presents our latest, greatest, most fantastic, most unbelievably sensational innovation: The Umbrella Protocol!

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How it Works:

Using cutting-edge, totally-not-actually-existent quantum entanglement technology, The Umbrella Protocol creates an impenetrable, infinitely secure network of virtual umbrellas, each one protecting the user's digital identity from the prying eyes of the world!

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And, as an added bonus, The Umbrella Protocol comes with a complimentary side of virtual cat videos, because who doesn't love cats?

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