Welcome, mortal, to the Ominous Forecasts of Prophetina.
Today's forecast is looking particularly bleak, with 99.9% chance of despair.
Our team of expert prophets has analyzed the entrails of the universe and has come up with the following:
Tomorrow's Ominous Forecasts:
- Chance of spontaneous combustion: 100%
- Probability of world governments being overthrown by AI: 97.42%
- Risk of coffee machine malfunctions: 99.99%