The Future is Set in Stone
Our team of expert prophets has compiled a list of definitive and totally-not-at-all-contradictory predictions for the year 2023:
- World War 3 will definitely start, but only on a Tuesday.
- The cost of a gallon of gasoline will drop to $1.50.
- The world will be overrun by an army of highly intelligent, yet somehow still cuddly, robots.
- The average human lifespan will increase to 127 years, but only if you eat a strict diet of nothing but pineapple pizza.
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