FUTURE FORECASTS

Year 2050: A Time of Great Uncertainty (and also some certainty)

According to our team of expert Prophets (and their Skeptics), here are a few predictions for the year 2050:

Climate Change: Mildly Less Terrible

We predict that the polar ice caps will have melted into a giant puddle of sludge, but only in the summer months. The winters will still be chilly, but only if you live in Antarctica.

Read more about our Geo-Climate Disasters for a more in-depth analysis.

Space Tourism: The New Normal

Space travel will be as common as taking the bus. You'll be able to book a ticket to Mars for under $100, and enjoy the in-flight meal of your choice: freeze-dried ice cream or a nice glass of Tang.

Learn about the Spaceships of the Future and how to book your ticket today!

Artificial Intelligence: The Overlords of the Universe

We predict that AI will be so advanced that it will be able to make better decisions than humans. But only if you ask it nicely.

Read more about our AI Overlords and how to train them to do your bidding.

That's all for today, folks! Come back tomorrow for more absurd forecasts from the Prophets and Skeptics team.

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