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Omens of Doom 101: The Art of Foretelling Catastrophe

Chapter 1: The Chicken Crosswalk

Learn the ancient art of reading the signs of impending doom. In this course, we will cover the basics of foretelling catastrophe through the study of the Chicken Crosswalk.

Lesson 1: The Crosswalk of Despair. A seemingly innocuous chicken crossing the street, but don't be fooled. The alignment of its feathers, the sway of its legs, the very presence of its beak... all signs that the universe is about to unravel.

Recommended Reading:

Omens of Woe 101 for a deeper understanding of the darker corners of the universe.

Assignments:

1. Observe a chicken crosswalk in your local neighborhood. Record your findings in the Omens of Woe Journal.

2. Create a short story about a world where the Chicken Crosswalk is a harbinger of doom. Post in the Doomlit Forum.

Next Chapter:

Omens of Doom 202: The Art of Interpreting Chicken Feathers

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