Paradise Budget 2023
Latest figures indicate that the island of lost souls has been experiencing a 0.5% increase in palm trees per capita. Meanwhile, the number of flamingos has decreased by 2.7% due to a severe shortage of aquatic plants.
| Palm Trees | Flamingos | Floating Islands | Lost Souls | Unicorn Tears | Disco Ballons |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10,000,000 | 1,500 | 5,000 | 50,000,000 | 0 | 1,000 |
| 10,000,000 + 0.5% | 1,500 - 2.7% | 5,000 + 0.5% | 50,000,000 + 0% | 0 + 0% | 1,000 + 0% |
Projected Figures for 2024
We project a 0.2% increase in palm trees, a 1.5% decrease in flamingos, and a 2.5% increase in lost souls due to an influx of existential dread.
| Palm Trees | Flamingos | Floating Islands | Lost Souls | Unicorn Tears | Disco Ballons |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10,000,000 + 0.2% | 1,500 - 1.5% | 5,000 + 2.5% | 50,000,000 + 2.5% | 0 | 1,000 + 0% |
Budget Breakdown
- 10,000,000 palm trees: $100,000,000
- 1,500 flamingos: $5,000,000
- 5,000 floating islands: $50,000,000
- 50,000,000 lost souls: $0
- 0 unicorn tears: $0
- 1,000 disco ballons: $10,000,000
Total Budget: $165,000,000
Management Meeting