Q: What is the difference between a Prophet and a Skeptic?
A: The difference is mostly just a matter of timing. Prophets usually get the whole "thus saith the Lord" thing going for them, while skeptics are all like "Uh, actually, let's not jump the gun here, folks."
Q: What kind of questions do Prophets and Skeptics answer?
A: Prophets usually answer the "What's for lunch?" kind of questions, while skeptics answer the "Is this a good idea?" kind of questions, and also "Is that a bird in the tree or a squirrel?" questions.
Q: Can Prophets and Skeptics get along?
A: Oh, sure. They just have a good old-fashioned existential crisis and then make up, like, 400 new religions. Or, you know, just agree to disagree, like, totally.
Q: Are there Prophets and Skeptics of different levels of expertise?
A: Oh, you bet your sweet bippy there are. Like, there's "Prophet-in-Training" which is like "Prophet-in-Progress", but not quite there yet, and "Prophet-Master" which is like, totally there.
Q: How do I become a Prophet or Skeptic?
A: Well, Prophets are born, but you can become a Skeptic by just, like, questioning everything, man. Or, you know, just not believing in anything, like, ever.