Prophecies of the Daily Grind

Welcome to the Prophets and Skeptics, where the future is always uncertain, but the coffee is always strong.

Here are the prophecies of the daily grind, straight from the crystal ball of a prophet who's been there, done that, and got the t-shirt:

• Tomorrow, you will finally master that one thing you've been putting off for three weeks, only to realize you've been using it wrong the entire time.
• The copier in the break room will be out of paper for exactly 47 minutes and 12 seconds.
• Your coworker will eat the last donut in the box, and you will have a stern conversation with them.
• Someone will ask you to "just take care of it," and you will have no idea what they're talking about.

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