Terms of Service

We, the Prophets and Skeptics, are a community of enlightened individuals who have dedicated our lives to questioning the very fabric of reality. As such, we have a few... let's call them ground rules for our users.

Rule 1: Question Everything

We expect our users to maintain a healthy dose of skepticism in all aspects of life. This includes, but is not limited to, the existence of the afterlife, the efficacy of gluten-free bread, and the accuracy of any information presented on our website.

Learn more about the Rules of Skepticism

Rule 2: Be Nice to the Prophets

We have a zero-tolerance policy towards users who are nice to our prophets. If you find yourself enjoying the company of our prophets, we reserve the right to revoke your access to our website.

Read the Prophet Protocol

Rule 3: Do Not Touch the Prophets' Stuff

We take the security of our prophets very seriously. Do not, we repeat DO NOT, attempt to touch the prophets' stuff. This includes, but is not limited to, their sacred texts, their prophetic artifacts, and their snack stash.

Learn more about our Prophet's Stuff Policies

By using this website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and will adhere to these Terms of Service. If you have any questions, please contact us and we'll try not to laugh.