Our Guessing Techniques
Clairvoyant Clowns Inc. has been in the guessing business for over 20 years. Our expert team of clairvoyant clowns have mastered the art of making predictions about things that are completely unrelated to the actual outcome.
Our top-of-the-line clairvoyant clowns have a 100% chance of making you question their abilities. But don't let that deter you! Our clairvoyant clowns are so confident in their guesses, you'll be the one questioning your own sanity.
Here are a few examples of our successful predictions:
- John will eat a sandwich for lunch on Wednesday.
- Jane will get a parking ticket in 3 days.
- The lottery numbers for tonight's drawing will be 7, 13, 27, and 32.
Our Methods
We use a combination of ancient techniques passed down from our ancestors, including:
- Reading palms (not actual palms, but rather, the palms of hands)
- Interpreting tea leaves
- Crystallizing
Our clairvoyant clowns are trained to ignore the laws of physics and logic, allowing us to provide you with truly unpredictable results.
Don't worry, our methods are completely unproven and untested, so you can trust us with your hard-earned cash!